{"id":5,"date":"2004-07-13T23:06:14","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T07:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=5"},"modified":"2004-07-13T23:06:14","modified_gmt":"2004-07-14T07:06:14","slug":"so-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"so it is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"so it is.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simianuprising.com\/tom\/archives\/so it is.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>okay, so i broke my promise.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;ve been working on my portfolio for my college interview next week. that meaning, i&#8217;ve been printing off photos and writing shit. that&#8217;s why the update&#8217;s late.<\/p>\n<p>wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>okay, so i broke my promise. i&#8217;ve been working on my portfolio for my college interview next week. that meaning, i&#8217;ve been printing off photos and writing shit. that&#8217;s why the update&#8217;s late. wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tom.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}